Can fictional characters think nonfictional thoughts?

Good morning all!

We’re thinking of writing a book titled:

‘A fictional character’s guide to book marketing.’

Since we’re fictional, can we still shelve that in the nonfiction department?

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(Don’t tell Melinda we’re thinking of doing this. Since we’re fictional, she’d have to do said writing.

But if we did it, would it give us street cred? Our scribe’s read a book recently that talked about how a book lends authority. We want that authority. We’re actually not very good at marketing, but maybe writing this book would make us overnight experts?)

— Love and hugs your favorite fictional character. I say “we” but you know who I really am, the adorable side sidekick in: