We’re smashing ‘Smashwords.’ Yes, we had to go there. Oh come on, they were asking for it! As if we could resist, you know better than to expect that. We are fictional, after all. We have to smash Smashwords. It’s a requirement, or it should be. We do specialize in magical mayhem and out-of-book shenanigans. 😉
Help us conquer Smashwords. The Queen of All Trees will thank you! And don’t tell our scribe we did this. She doesn’t know we published our book all over the place while she was gone.
We also teamed up with a fun bunch of authors to give away a $210 Amazon gift card. Go here to enter.
Until next time, dear reader
Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures!
Ran, Son of Sarn
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