I warned you. Climbing unpronounceable mountains you have never heard of can be hazardous to your health. Just ask the Bridge Troll:

It can cause sky beams to strike the earth (or NY State if you want to be picky) for no particular reason:

And it invites alien interest:

You’re on your own with the aliens. My job is done here. Who am I? I’m the author Curse Breaker: Enchanted and the soon to be released, Curse Breaker: Enchanted [the More Epic Verion] because who doesn’t want more action, magic and mayhem? My characters do and so will you!

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