You won’t believe this.

We don’t and we’re fictional characters!

Hi Readers!

It’s Ran. This week you get to hear from me because I got to the magical pc first. The rest of the characters from my world, except my Papa who’s shy, are not thrilled. Too bad for them.

Did you miss me? I missed you. It’s the author’s fault you didn’t hear from us last week. We’re fictional characters from a book and dependent out our author doing things like charging her pc. Why can’t we do it? Well, we tried but the sun doesn’t charge pcs, so we were stuck.

To compound the problem, our author broke the first rule of authorship. Melinda went off and had an adventure without us! How rude! You can blame her for the blue sky beam stabbing New York State last week. That was her fault.

How you ask? Well, she left a message inviting all manner of mischief from above and it arrived when she summited a mountain. Then she went on to battle bridge trolls and pose with aliens! Not fair.

If we didn’t have pictorial proof, we wouldn’t believe it either. And the new scene she added to Curse Breaker: Enchanted [the More Epic Version] starring me doesn’t make up for it, sorry Melinda.

Well, we’re not going take it anymore. Join us next week as we journey to your world and—wait a minute! If I tell you, the author will know. We keep unsubscribing her but somehow, she’s able to read our messages to you. So you’ll have to wait until next week to see our—okay my—dastardly plan unfold.

Bye for now and please don’t forward this message to our author. But feel free to forward it to a friend.

Lost? Don’t be. Check out our past shenanigans here.

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