It’s Raining eBooks!

Hi Readers!

Get Darkens!

When you saw me last, Jerlo’s book was raining words, and I was catching them. Now you can catch them too. Click here to download a FREE preview of Curse Breaker 2: Darkens. Then head over to Amazon to get the rest. It’s a FREE read through Kindle Unlimited, and it’s on sale now!

Enter Our 2nd Character-Run Contest!

We’re giving away a FREE copy of Curse Breaker 3: Faceted plus the chance to suggest a character in our next adventure to the ten best reviews for Curse Breaker 2: Darkens. But wait, it gets even better.

We want *YOU* to decide which are the ten best. All you have to do is read and review Curse Breaker 2: Darkens, shoot us an email at with a link to your review, then get your friends, relatives, enemies, coworkers, and strangers you meet on the street to ‘upvote’ your review by marking it as ‘helpful.’ That’s it. The ten best reviews with the most helpful votes by 9/8/2017 wins.

Thank you to Kelly M. for suggesting this contest. (You rock.) Curse Breaker 2: Darkens features a character created from her suggestions. Meet Abby, a demoness with an intriguing mission. We look forward to seeing more of her and to meet the characters we create with and for you!

***Curse Breaker 3: Faceted will publish on 9/27/2017 as a birthday present to our scribe’s dearly departed sister, Carolyn.*** We will soon be looking for beta readers. So if that’s something you’re interested in, keep your eyes peeled for an opportunity!

This week we’d like to thank:

Rosemary A JohnsCory Barclay, and R.J. Batla for joining in our launch festivities.

As you know, we’re just a group of overly excited fictional characters. We took over the marketing end of things so our author could do important things like write our next adventure. (She’s locked up in a tower somewhere in Westchester county until she finishes Faceted. Don’t worry, we’re taking good care of her.) So we’re grateful to everyone who tells someone about our work. It leaves us more time to engage in magical mayhem!

This is our way of saying thank you to them. So without further ado, here are the lovely authors who are helping us this week. May we all receive sales and win over the hearts and minds of new readers.

Blood Shackles
When vampires are slaves, and humans act like monsters, it’s a dangerous game to love your Mistress. When Light’s enslaved, he’s bought by his enemy’s daughter. If he can remember the vampire he once was, he can fight to uncover the conspiracy behind the slave ring and free his family. But to do this, he must face his worst terrors and risk everything – even the woman he loves…

Devil in the Countryside
In a time when life is cheap and secrets run rampant, four divergent souls find themselves entwined in a treacherous mystery, navigating the volatile political and religious landscape of 16th century Germany, fighting to keep their sanity — and their lives. Find out if they succeed in Devil in the Countryside.

Fire Eyes Awakened
Jayton Baird worked for years to save enough for his powers to be Awakened. But this power comes with a price.With an invasion imminent, Jayton is chosen to fight in a gladiator style tournament to prevent a potent weapon from falling into the hands of the enemy. Can Jayton survive long enough to complete his mission, or will the dark power burning inside consume him? Find out in Fire Eyes Awakened.

Until next time. Thank you for reading!

Ran, son of Sarn,
‘Creator of Contests’
(and some other shady characters)

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