New cover design! We’re supposed to be searching for our author but… Have you seen what she designed? If our scribe’s being held by a master designer then we might want to wait until she’s redesigned all our covers before we fetch her. Priorities, right? 🙂 Note: the new cover should be on Amazon within the next 24 hours if it’s not there already. Enchanted is still free everywhere ebooks are sold. Find all the links here: http://bit.ly/moreepic — [name of fictional character withheld to protect his identity] Continue reading Enchanted Gets an Epic Makeover

Hi Readers! It’s Ran, Sarn’s lovable son. I’m writing from deep in enemy territory, so I have to keep this short. The corporate goons who snatched our author might have these things called ‘trackers’, and they might be tracking us. It’s all very confusing, but not to worry. I’m adventuring with Papa and his magic. So those trackers don’t stand a chance. No one sneaks up on Papa. Here’s the solved riddle from last week: Take a Flight of Fantasy, to the  Keep of Dragons where a Broken Destiny and an escape plan are hatched? Thank you to everyone who … Continue reading Memory’s Riddle: A Special Note from our Captive Scribe

Hi Readers! We’re guest starring in a multi-author sale! Well, Jerlo is. (Don’t tell our scribe. She’s kind of missing and might not take kindly to us pausing our search to jump into sales. She might be depending on us saving her.) Get Curse Breaker: Darkens and other awesome epic fantasy finds for a bargain Sept. 25-29. Check out all the books here. Get some candy for your eyes and stories for your mind. Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures! Ran, Son of Sarn “The Bargainer” Missed an episode? Check out our past … Continue reading Fantastic Bargains! Fill your e-reader.

Hi Readers, Five minutes earlier… [A purple butterfly, luminous against the falling night, fluttered through Central Park. Others flocked to it, and the swarm circled, spinning inwards toward a glimmer that became a ripple in reality. The Queen of All Trees retracted her branch and processed through the burgeoning portal back to Shayari, her realm. She’d been gone too long, and the enemy was watching. She bent her proud trunk to fit her shining crown through the portal and vanished. A hundred feet away, a teenager flipped her electric blue fringe out of her eyes and regarded her laptop. The battery … Continue reading Help Ran unscramble the latest Riddle. Only you can help get his scribe back!

Hi Readers! It’s Ran here, and I’ve been a bad character. I invaded more giveaways for you and colorized Jerlo: Now he has a reason to look unhappy, aside from the mission he went on. I’m glad he left Papa and me out of it. We had enough demonic shenanigans in Enchanted. Okay, well, Papa did. I dealt with the demon’s pet shadow monster with Bear’s help, of course, but that was dangerous enough. I am a little kid in the story after all. So now Jerlo has another reason to be unhappy with me. I showed you his *true* … Continue reading Jerlo’s in Technicolor! (Just don’t tell him, okay?)

Hi Readers! The Authors & Amazon giveaway’s $120 Amazon Gift Card Winner is Kate Lynn Chung. Congratulations! We’re still searching for our scribe. You can help! While we do that, there are still more giveaways you can enter: Free book Giveaways Other Reader Giveaways Help us celebrate by telling your friends about us and by decoding the whereabouts of our author from the puzzling clues her captors left. Get free gifts for playing! Get All the details here. Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures! Ran, Son of Sarn “Giver of Gift Cards” Missed an episode? Check out our … Continue reading And the Winner is…

Hi Readers! While our scribe’s being held at a secret location, we’re working hard to make her promise come true. You see, our scribe promised her sister right before her death to publish her stories until she had none left. Then an evil corporation kidnapped her. We’re trying to get her back, and you’ve all been wonderful in helping us decode the clues her captors send us. And yes, we are searching for her, but we’re also working hard on preparing Curse Breaker: Faceted to publish on or as close to our scribe’s late sister’s birthday as possible. But we’re fictional, … Continue reading Follow Us to win $150 Gift Card (and help our scribe)

Hi Readers! It’s Ran. I’m back with more giveaways. Pick up some free books to enjoy over the weekend:   Get Enchanted for free then go Darker with us in a special preview of Curse Breaker: Darkens. Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures from the shadiest characters you have ever read. Direct from the page to your inbox and e-reader, we bring you only the very best in fantasy because that’s just how we roll! #EpicFantasyRules! Ran, Son of Sarn “Purveyor of Fantastic Free Reads” Missed an episode? Check out our past shenanigans here. Want to … Continue reading New Giveaways!

Hi Reader, [Five minutes earlier… A thousand-foot-tall tree appeared in the middle of central park. She burned silver blinding the park-goers. Stunned, they all stopped and stared. Light so pure it made tears spring to their eyes flooded them, erasing fear and replacing it with wonder. She processed, propelled by a skirt of roots so fine, they resembled lace, to a teenage girl sitting on the grass. The girl stared at her. The Queen of All Trees extended a branch and touched her shoulder. Open a fresh document and transcribe my words, child. I have things to say and a missing … Continue reading Solve the Riddle. Get Free Books. Help the Queen of All Trees.

Hi Readers! Here are 25 more books you can win, and there are more prizes. We’re not sure what those ‘more prizes’ are, but we are fictional. Opening doors is hard when you’re not exactly corporeal. At least we aren’t when visiting your world. Thankfully, our missing scribe has a cellphone which takes dictation well. 🙂  Click the picture to enter the giveaway and find out what that ‘more’ includes! Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures! Ran, Son of Sarn “Invader of Giveaways” Missed an episode? Check out our past shenanigans here. Tweet … Continue reading Win 25+ Epic Fantasy Novels (and More)

Hi Readers! We rounded up some free books for you! Download them to read and take with you this week. We’ve got four giveaways featuring over 400 books plus some stand-alone favorites. (Enchanted is now free on all ebook stores. Go get yours! All the store links are here.) Meet new characters! Explore new worlds! Fantastic Adventures await you. What are you waiting for? Check them out!   And last but not least, our favorites:   Get Enchanted for FREE on all platforms then go Darker with us in a special preview of Curse Breaker: Darkens. Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned … Continue reading The Free Book Round Up

Sunlight sparkles on vacant eyes  fixed on empty skies. Darkness is coming old son… Will you be ready when it arrives? http://bit.ly/CSFaceted Continue reading Darkness is coming…

Hi Readers! Help us, your favorite fictional characters invade Goodreads. Win a gift card for helping! Click the mug to enter! Help us win over the hearts of your fellow readers. #ShareTheLove Help us celebrate by telling your friends about us and by decoding the whereabouts of our author from the puzzling clues her captors left. Get free gifts for playing! Get All the details here. We also teamed up with a fun bunch of authors to give away a $210 Amazon gift card. Go here to enter. Until next time, dear reader Stay tuned for more magic, mayhem and epic adventures! Ran, Son of Sarn … Continue reading Help Us Invade Goodreads and win a gift card!

Hi Readers! We’re smashing ‘Smashwords.’ Yes, we had to go there. Oh come on, they were asking for it! As if we could resist, you know better than to expect that. We are fictional, after all. We have to smash Smashwords. It’s a requirement, or it should be. We do specialize in magical mayhem and out-of-book shenanigans. 😉 Curse Breaker: Enchanted [The More Epic Version], of course, is now on ‘Smashwords!’ We should now be everywhere you shop for books. Let us know if we’re not! Help us conquer Smashwords. The Queen of All Trees will thank you! And don’t … Continue reading We’re Smashing up Smashwords

Hi Readers! We’re on something called ‘Scribd.’ Is it us, or is there an ‘e’ missing from their name? 0_o Are we on ‘Scribd‘ or have we been ‘Scribd?’ This is all very confusing, but still quite exciting. Curse Breaker: Enchanted [The More Epic Version], of course, is now on ‘Scribd!’ We should now be everywhere you shop for books. Let us know if we’re not! Help us conquer Scribd. The Queen of All Trees will thank you! And don’t tell our scribe we did this. She doesn’t know we published our book all over the place while she was gone. Especially … Continue reading We’re on Scribd?